I opened a jar of mayonnaise -scooped some big glops into a bowl only to realize
DEAD FLIES... D.E.A.D. F.L.I.E.S DEAD FLIES!!
Hello?! there were dead flies in my mayo, worst thing is I think we used it for sandwiches before :'(
I'm seriously traumatized for life
I'll never buy that mayo again
and probably will never even eat mayo again. ever.
I want to throw up.